It Wasn't Me

If I could have a dollar for every time I heard "It wasn't me", I would have more money than Shaggy right now.

Here are two of my favorite "It wasn't me" stories:

K: Ms. W, B said f*ck

Ms. W: Umm, B-come here please.

B: (shouting towards me at the door) BUT I DIDN'T SAY F*CK, I SAID FOX

-please note he has a really strong spanish accent, so when he says fox, it actually does sound like f*ck

Ms. W: B PLEASE COME MEET ME OUTSIDE

B: (still shouting) BUT I DIDN'T SAY F*CK


Another day:

J: R said what the hell

Ms. W: R can you please come here so I can talk to you

R: (shouting) What the heck!? I didn't say what the hell!


My class loves to shout at appropriate times.