Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This

We were making a Mother's Day book in my class and one of the pages asked them to write and draw something that their mother doesn't like them to do (to go right after the page that says what they do like). Looking back-I was just asking for some horrible responses, but this is my favorite. He tried so hard and actually gave a legitimate response...just not one that his mother would probably like in a book.

It reads as follows:

"My mom does not like it when I sa bd wors (say bad words)"

Boy: "I Fuc"

Mom: "Dot toc to me like that"