That's What She Said

I think I have a case of the "That's What She Said"'s in my classroom. Except it literally is what she said. We walked into the library to see a sub and one of my girls made a comment to a boy. He decided to raise his hand to tell me, so I called on him before everything started.

B: "Ms. W, V said that she was fat." [referring to the sub]

Ms. W: "B and V, let's go over here and talk."

B: "But that's what she said! She said the lady was fat!"

Picture me banging my head against the bookcase about now.